How Andy and Liam Became
Friends:
Andy: Hey what's up, my name's Andy.
Liam: Andy?? Like the character from Toy Story!?
Andy: Uh.. yeah?
Liam: ....
Andy: ......
Liam: We're best friends.
Andy: Wha--
Liam: END OF DISCUSSION WE ARE GOING TO BE BFFS FOREVER.
Andy: Dude okay, calm down.
Liam: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!
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What One Direction sings in
the shower:
Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows
everywhere!
Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
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Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
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*:･ﾟ✧Cute
as a button, every single one of
you.*:･ﾟ✧
"My favorite one in the group
was Zayn, until he stole my
meal. Now Harry is my
favorite."
-Niall Horan
IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!
Imagine Texting
Harry:
I wish
we could bang.
Wait,
I meant hang
No I
didn't. I meant bang...
Zayn: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
Me: You're a screwed up mess.
Zayn: that I never listen, listen.
Me: You never listen... uh.. listen...
Zayn: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
Me: NOW HOLD THE F//K UP.
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Me: You're a screwed up mess.
Zayn: that I never listen, listen.
Me: You never listen... uh.. listen...
Zayn: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
Me: NOW HOLD THE F//K UP.
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HOW I BECAME A DIRECTIONER
Phase 1: Oh, these guys are cute. Hm, looks like their in a band from the UK. I should look them up...
Phase 2: Wow, this song is like.. amazing. More!
Phase 3: I just spent all night listening to all of their songs... now what..?
Phase 4: Ooooo, what's this?? Video diaries? Should be interesting.
*Later* God, it's getting late.. Oh well. Next video.
Phase 5: Oh my god, they're all so cute and adorable and funny!
Louis so silly, Harry is sexy, Zayn's mysterious, Niall's adorable and Liam is so sweet!!
It should be illegal to be that attractive!!!
Phase 6: I need to follow ALL the fan blogs!!!
Twitter: Follow the boys.
Facebook: Like fan pages.
Tumblr: More fan pages.
Youtube: Subscribe to OneDirectionVevo.
Phase 7: WHY MUST YOU BE SO FAR AWAY?
Sweet Jesus, I need you all in my life!
How can you be so talented, funny, and good looking!? Impossible!!
Forget you and your amazing voices!!!
I'm sorry, come back!!!!
Phase 8: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BECOME CENTERED AROUND 5 BOYS I'VE NEVER MET.
...I regret nothing.
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