If Zayn Malik wasn't famous then he would just be a
guy in England who is
beautiful and no one would even know about him and how perfect he
is and that really bothers me and there's probably so many
cute guys in the world who are dorky and can sing like an angel
and are kind of just like Harry and I don't even know them
'cause they're not famous and don't touch me I'm
upset
Fan:*to Harry* Harry, how's your
crowned jewels today? Harry:Wait, what did you say? I missed
it! Fan:How's your crowned jewels today
after being hit by the shoe? Harry:*grinning* Erm...
alright.
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I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice
collarbones and prominent
jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who
have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to Harry
Styles