Dear diary,
Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make dinner soon.
I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that (though it makes a great cocktail.)
Sincerely,
I'm not a vampire.
#MyPersonalDiary
Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make dinner soon.
I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that (though it makes a great cocktail.)
Sincerely,
I'm not a vampire.
#MyPersonalDiary
when i die please punch everyone who says
"i wish i got to know them better"
"i wish i got to know them better"
Witty: "Post a Funny Joke"
Me: Don't me tell me what to do
