Hawaii Quotes

When I spend all day , seems like everyday , thinking of what to just write ; it drives me crazy when I finally have the chance to I cant remember what I wanted to say . But the other day I heard hawaiian music as I was flipping through the stations on the radio . I instantly thought of all the times we sat in Mr Burnettes trying to do our work but just talking instead . I never understood his obsession with hawaiian music and the shirts , but it just kinda makes sense to me now . Made me think of two chairs on the beach with an unbrella covering both of them . The waves coming up to our toes as we drink pina coladas out of coconut cups . When it got too hot chasing eachother into the waves . Swimming with all the fishes . Meet me there one day ?
OHANA:
This is my family. 
I found it, all on my own.
Is little,
and broken,but still good.
Yeah,still good. 

 

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Hawaii has lost more species and has more endangered species than any other state in the United States.



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*After being in Hawaii for five minutes*
I can feel the humidity already. . .

 
Did you know that in traditional Hawaiian weddings,
Instead of "I do," they're supposed to say "No."
Because instead of asking "Will you marry them,"
They ask, "Will you ever leave them."

 
Me:Hawaii..uhh i can't believe what it just remembered me!
Bro:What?
Me:That i haven't been there...


Sometimes you try your hardest, but things don't work out the way you want them to.
-Lilo and stitch 
50 state stereotypes:

Alabama:
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.

Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: 
A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians. 
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.


(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)
Hawaii Five-O ♥
Pleakley: Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!
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