let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly
dated and broke up with a future
celebrity
if you think
I’m
attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest
standards
I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
Boys always whine about how girls are so confusing.
I swear to God if they just looked at witty they would understand everything.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you
Hello, My name is:
Shh...I'd tell
you, but that would give away my secret spy
identity
Yes, Facebook.
I do know them.
Do I want to be their friend?
No.
~sandrasaurus format~
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet
"Hello"
~ Shakespeare
