Best Helpme Quotes This Week

Quote format edited by chickittylover



OMGUYS THILITERALLY JUST HAPPENED. 
 
~me texting my crush~

crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
 


Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES 


If it's true that you are what you eat
I would totally eat Beyoncé.
 


when you get a cute text from a cute
person and your heart does the thing


 







BravoSierra's format

 
                                   I was just at the mall and someone came up to me and said "BravoSierra" and ran away. If it was you, please tell me!
 

You know what's the worst thing on earth? Being the third wheel, I have been the third wheel all my life and I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE BYE 
the way your stomach

d r o p s

when you know you really

s c r e w e d u p


 
my life isn't even
a LIFE ANYMORE, it's simply a DULL EXISTENCE.

Broken up deep inside,
but you won't get to see
the tears I cry
Song credit to Kelly Clarkson
Sending a message about your crush to your crush on accident...
yes this is what i just did.
oh shh!ttt.
there goes my chances.
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