Herpes Quotes

My boyfriend: I hope you like
the gift I'm going to give you for
our 6 months.
Me: I'd like anything you give me.
Me: Except herpes. I would not
like herpes.

This guy: What's your biggest secret?(;
Me: I have herpes.

                                                        Cooties.
                   A nice word for
                       Herpes.

          Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
          Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music.  You think he's gone but then he comes back.
          His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
          
*the next day*

          Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
          Psy: What.....what's herpes?
          Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth.  It fades away but then it comes right back.
          Psy: That's really cool.  I need to talk to this guy.
          Psy: *turns to camera*
          Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes.  Thank you so much.