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'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is
srewollofnu.
Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence?
I think not.
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kristabff
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for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
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ThatsSoMeee
love
I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.
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Hale_Storm18
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MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
that comparing me to
others
ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS
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伤*
funny
Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.
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kristabff
funny
Me:
~posts a quote when it's inactive~
Everyone on Witty:
~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~
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kristabff
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I'm bringing s
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to the store it's not "in" anymore i'm exchanging it for swag i think idk i'll see when i get there
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kristabff
funny
knowing
that someone
actually
cares about me
IS ONE OF MY
FAVORITE
THINGS IN
THE WORLD
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cute
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you
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elephants_are_cool*
lol
I'd love to be one of those people that can
draw really well,
write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
do sport without dying after the warm up,
look good without trying,
speak to people not awkwardly,
and just be able to tell him I like him.
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josephxX
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