Best Hi Quotes This Week


'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.


let us have a moment of silence

for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
 
I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.
 

MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
that comparing me to others
ONLY      MAKES      ME      FEEL      WORTHLESS
    

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.


Me: ~posts a quote when it's inactive~
Everyone on Witty: ~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~
 

I'm bringing s.e.x.y back
to the store it's not "in" anymore i'm exchanging it for swag i think idk i'll see when i get there
 


knowing that someone actually cares about me
 IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD 



What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

you waited your whole life for this didn’t you





I'd love to be one of those people that can
draw really well,
write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
do sport without dying after the warm up, 
look good without trying,
speak to people not awkwardly,
and just be able to tell him I like him.

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