Hialrious Quotes

i may be ugly and annoying
but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

My sister was being drunk.. on orange juice!!
Her: hey can i have one of those sangaria
Me: pours "sangaria" aka orange juice
Her: *Takes shot*
Her: Right now can i have a mojito
Me:Pours a "mojito"
Her: Drinks it and splutters it everywhere.

And this ladies and gentleman is life at my house.
And this proves that if my sister cnanot drink orange juice out of a shot glass then
what is she gonna be like when she actually takes a shot!