Hilarious Quotes

 

I love the way you shut the heck up I love it.
One time there was this end of year concert and our male principal 
came out in a wig and skirt and ran onto stage singing the dancing 
queen.
It's always fun and games until the internet run slower than me.
Row, row, row your boat the heck away from me
you better watch the frickity frack out bc my face will make you pee
Thanks, 2014.
For dumping a gorgeous guy into my life
and then JUST LEAVING. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE
TO DO WITH THIS.
I can't even find youtube videos that explain how you function.
What's awkward is when you stop using the word "hard"
because every time you do, you hear innuendos.
I feel like my tongue would be safer in your mouth.
Probably.
*Year 1990* 
*At school* 

Teacher: Keep your eyes on your paper and your paper only. 


*Year 2014* 
*At school* 

Teacher: Keep your eyes on your computer and your computer only. 
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