Best History Quotes This Month









In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.






 


 

 today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

Tumblr,  i  just  love   it

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was 
No matter what point of history you go to,
it's always white people f.cking sh.t up for everyone.

History

is largely told as a chronically of great people doing great things.
But, for most of us, life is not made up of big moments,
it's made up of small moments.
And, with every small choice,
with every small decision we are defining ourselves.
Are we honest?
Are we faithful?
Are we proud of ourselves?

Or are we disappointed in what we've become?
Life rarely turns out the way that we planned.
The unexpected happens and it surprises us
with new and exciting possibilities.
But sooner or later,
reality hits you in the face.

 
in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”
"What's a queen without her king?" Well, historically, better.

The other day, a girl in my history class asked if Joseph Stalin was a
communist. Apparently it's wrong to sarcastically reply, "No. He was a democrat."
so today in history we were playing random trivia and my teacher asked us for a question the height and weight of an oscar and someone said “we wouldn’t be able to know that!” and i just went “neither would leonardo dicaprio”
format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

Oh yes, the past can hurt,
BUT FROM THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT
or learn from it.

DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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