Hockey Quotes

You know you're Canadian when you know more about hockey than your family history.

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imperfectperson*
sports

Not feeling on point today.
This one kid hit me in the head with a hockey puck
and I just can't stop seeing stars.

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_xLovex_
life

You wanna know what I miss? Hockey games! I want to go to one again so bad!

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Lost_Girl_98*
imissyou

rich peverley's heart stopped while on the bench and when he was revived he asked to be put back in the game and if you don't think hockey is the most hardcore sport and has the toughest players you're wrong

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Hale_Storm18
sports

The US Olympic hockey team comes into view. The only person on the team is Phil Kessel. Defense is Kessel. Offense is Kessel. It's all Kessel. They don't need anyone else. Praise be to Kessel.

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Hale_Storm18
funny

I came back from the Islanders game a while ago. I was so disappointed in the Islander and there were people screaming in my ear that were HUGE ISLANDERS FANS

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DunGoofed
lost

30 day challenge:
Day 6: Favorite sport
I like to play soccer, but I like to watch hockey

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mtndewhm*
favorite

Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

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desperado*
twitter

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I have one sock on.

Stranger: I have no socks on.

You: why?

Stranger: im in my bed.

You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.

Stranger: where do you live?

You: Canada.

Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!

You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.

Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.

You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!

You have disconnected.

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_Omegle_
hockey

this week at field hockey camp we woke up at 4 am, snuck into our coach's room and snapchatted her a picture of her field hockey stick

Good thing it was the last night

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8r3ak_away
love