me when I see an owl: *looks for an envelope in its beak"
in the mail every year.
all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.
Me: I'm a wizard :3
Friend: Then prove it.
Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts, I don't want to go to Azkaban.
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you.
You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles,
explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure seem like a Keeper ;)
teacher: tell me a famous historical event
me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.
"GROW
UP - get a life."
excuse
me?
I am
perfectly content with my life.
I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a
teen can and cannot do.
I don't want to live in a
world where my Hogwarts letter was never
sent (It got lost in the
mail)
Where my closet doesn't
lead to Narnia (The passageway is just
broken)
Where my book will never lead
to the Hundred Acre Wood
(Pooh got lost on the
way)
Or where magic doesn't
exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles
know of their existence)
I refuse to live in a world where
the Doctor doesn't save us
regularly (He's off on another
planet)
Where Sherlock doesn't
solve the hardest
crimes (He's still pretending he's
dead)
Or where Peter Pan is just a
children's
story (He's off fighting some
pirates)
Or where fantasies are just that
- fantasies
Sure,
I might be a teenager, but
my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my
book opened, my window left unlocked.
"Grow up, get a life"
Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
and may the odds be ever in your
favor
And I wonder how many of you know that
Hogwarts' motto is
"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
Wise words Dumbledore, wise words.
