When I was 5, Peter Pan didn't come to my bedroom window.
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.
And I wonder how many of you know that
Hogwarts' motto is
"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
Wise words Dumbledore, wise words.
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you.
You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles,
explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
"Don't Stop Believin'" Feat:
(Hermione Granger version)
Just a city girl
living in a Muggle world
She took the Hogwarts train going anywhere
teacher: tell me a famous historical event
me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.
"GROW UP -
get a
life."
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I'm perfectly content,
and let me tell you, I am not
changing.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
And
may the odds be ever in your favor.
me when I see an owl: *looks for an envelope in its beak"
to motivate us to
study for exams, the teachers played the entire school Alvin
and the Chipmunks singing a mashup of Born This Way and
Firework.
why.
why.
