Best Home Quotes This Month


Me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
Me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN



*at home*
Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"


*out*
Me: " I want to go home. i hate people








A little voice came on the phone,  
 

said, "Daddy, when you coming home?"

He said the first thing that came to his mind



I'm already there. 


 
 Take a look around,


  I'm the sunshine in your hair


I'm the shadow on the ground


I'm the whisper in the wind


I'm your imaginary friend


And I know I'm in your prayers



Oh, I'm already there.




 



me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at? 
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED
I want to grow up. Not because I hate my parents or want to get out of
my home, but because I want the freedom to do tiny things like decide what furniture goes in my house, what color the walls are, and if I should go out at night rather than stay in doing work. For once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while I'm cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who I am through little details.


I came home from school, and dropped my bags whilst looking over to the sofa to find a guy sitting on it, watching tv. I froze in  my spot.
Him: give me your money and your phone, and you wont get hurt.
Me: *stutters like a freak* I have no money *scrambles through my pockets looking for my phone*
Him: Hurry up! *stands up whilst scaring the shitpout of me*
Me: I- I-
Him: Nah, I'm just kidding. Your brothers in the shower- I'm just waiting for him to get out.

I can't even-
oh my fuckingogod



When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.


Home alone.
You break down,
letting out everything.
Crying as loud as you can.
Your family comes home, and
here you go. Fake a smile, fake a laugh
Pretend it's okay. They don't suspect a thing,
They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

 

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences. 
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