Homeless Quotes

I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spice Latte and he said "No thanks. I'm homeless, not a f@g."

We had a place we could call home.
 

Today, there was a homeless man with a sign that read "Ninjas stole family, need money for karate lessons".
Best 5 bucks I've ever given.

 

Just know that every time you sneeze,
that's a million more bacteria rendered homeless.

i went school shopping with my mum and i saw a homeless man outside the shopping center, so i went up to him and he looked sad and cold. his  finger nails were really long and had dirt under them, had a few missing teeth, long gray hair.he was huddled up in a corner with a hat filled with 2p coins(english money)
his clothes were a good few sizes bigger and he was skin and bone. i gave him a packet of crisps and he thanked me, in a weak voice, and his blue eyes were filled with pain.
i felt like i completed a challange, i felt amazing when i knew i had given the homeless man- who hadnt eaten in days -something to eat even if it was small.
it made me realize that my life could be worst, i get food daily, i have a home, i have clothes- sure what i have isnt perfect and i dont like it, but i still have it. 
it made me feel like i had actually helped someone, that i was needed, that i made someones day better.

 

I have three types of hairstyles

1) Straight
2) Wavy
3) Homeless

Interviewer: Tell us the story of how the band started.
Vic: Well it all started out with me and my Hermano. Then we stumbled across Jaime in a dark ally.
Jaime: I was on drugs.
VIc: Homeless, pushing a shopping cart, playing a bass he made.
Mike: It only had one string.
Vic: So we recruited him. Tony was just dealing drugs downhill.

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.