Homestuck Quotes

 imagine cauliflower-eared genitalia in a hat
EB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.
"As the Prince of Hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost" ~ Eridan Ampora 
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(comment if you know who is speaking...we need two talk)
One of me is my enemy
The other me is a pretty cool guy but,
I haven’t seen him around lately.
We don’t see eye to eye.
There’s too much noise and too much spit
But I think I’ve got the hang of it.
Or at least I thought I did
Until you up and kicked the bucket.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa (x2)
What do you see in him? What could I say
To convince you not to harp his way?
Never been to good at the ebb and sway
Much prefer the electrical current
Bees are buzzing in my mind.
That double crossing and two timing.
Prospectors pan shifting through sand
Searching for the golden nugget.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
But I’m already on the other side
You’d know a lot about that, right?
I’m twice the man that he is!
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa
For you double time… Would that be fine?
Primarily, I’m primary.
Though some may say I’m incomplete,
And should be in a jar.
Label me “DO NOT EAT.”
Hope has struck me in the face.
And with his ace of clubs he’s shoved me
Back into the race ‘cause
Second place still wins a trophy.
Sha la la la laa la la la la la la laa(x2)
I might have overheated now, remind me how I died.
Was it my motherboard or just my RAM?
Now I’ve found a player two in you, I’m glad I fried.
I’m using every second that I can
Of double time… Double Time… Double time…
Double trouble, bursting bubbles.
Where you go I’ll follow
Hollow-eyed and now I’m fine.
I’m only making up for lost time!
Tick and tock and red and blue
The colors and the sounds I never knew
When they were all I saw
Now sightless eyed and empty jawed.
Little brains build little bridges trying to connect
But I’m already on the other side.
Double Time
Double Time.

("Double Time"-PhiemieC)
stop 8eing a 8adass 
    8itch,
Vriska!



Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d
been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super, supe
r, super, suicidal
I wanna be a bottle blonde
I don’t know why but I feel conned
I wanna be an idle teen
I wish I hadn’t been so clean

I wanna stay inside all day
I want the world to go away
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
I wanna be a real fake

Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super, super (super!) suicidal
The wasted years, the wasted youth
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I’ve come alive
 T̻̗̖̯̽̿͢H̞͈͚͚̫͚ͣ̾̑̂ͦͥ̈Ȩ͉̞̭͈̥ͦ͋͗Y͕͐͒͘’͚R̙̣̰͙͈̱͚͠Ẹ͕͗͌ ̨͉̱̙̥̝͚̏̉ͅȂ̸͖̫͍̬͔̖̘ͮ͊L̨͍͓̰̥̗̯̊͐L̨̒ ̰̜͔̼̘̎ͤ͛̎̿̈D̩ͯ͆͢E̫̱̰̭͉͖ͯ͆̀AD̘̘̟̉̀̓ͨͨͮ̚͘ ̮̖̅͂͌̇̌ͪ̚N̪̻̱̩͔̤̖͜O̦̼̍ͣ̽ͅW̺̞̰̰͙ͮ̎
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