So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
that I bought a few days before.
Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
and yells at the top of his lungs,
"OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
and then he just ran off.
...
It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.
AT: tHE SLAMS WERE TRULY PRIME, aND,
AT: yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE,
AT: rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL,
AT: i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR,
TC: Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FúCkIn kNoW ThErE Be sOmE Of mY EyE's RoYaL JeLlY To gO WiTh yOuR EmOtIoNaL pEaNuT BuTtEr.
AT: wHOA, aHA, hA,
TC: ThIs iS BeAuTiFuL, dUdE, i fEeL So aT ChIlL WiTh yOu.
AT: yEAH, fRIENDLINESS WITH YOU IS, pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS NICE, aND FUN TO HAVE,
TC: HeY...
TC: WhEn wE Up aNd sTaRt tO KiCk aT ThIs rEd TeAm NoIsE,
TC: YoU ShOuLd mAkE YoUr wAy tO GeT YoUr hAnG On aT My hIvE.
AT: oH, yES, tOTALLY,
TC: We cOuLd sPlIt a tIn oF ThE PiMpEsT SnEeZe i gOt oN HaNd, BaKeD Up aLl sPeCiAl fOr yOu.
TC: AnD ThEn mAyBe mAkE OuT A LiTtLe.
AT: uH,
TC: ;o)
AT: yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE,
AT: rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL,
AT: i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR,
TC: Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FúCkIn kNoW ThErE Be sOmE Of mY EyE's RoYaL JeLlY To gO WiTh yOuR EmOtIoNaL pEaNuT BuTtEr.
AT: wHOA, aHA, hA,
TC: ThIs iS BeAuTiFuL, dUdE, i fEeL So aT ChIlL WiTh yOu.
AT: yEAH, fRIENDLINESS WITH YOU IS, pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS NICE, aND FUN TO HAVE,
TC: HeY...
TC: WhEn wE Up aNd sTaRt tO KiCk aT ThIs rEd TeAm NoIsE,
TC: YoU ShOuLd mAkE YoUr wAy tO GeT YoUr hAnG On aT My hIvE.
AT: oH, yES, tOTALLY,
TC: We cOuLd sPlIt a tIn oF ThE PiMpEsT SnEeZe i gOt oN HaNd, BaKeD Up aLl sPeCiAl fOr yOu.
TC: AnD ThEn mAyBe mAkE OuT A LiTtLe.
AT: uH,
TC: ;o)
TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFÚCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFÚCKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfúckin blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK
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Im Howlin At The Moon
&Sleeping In The Middle Of A Summer Afternoon
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Whatever Did We Do
To Make You Take Our World Away?
Im Howlin At The Moon
&Sleeping In The Middle Of A Summer Afternoon
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Whatever Did We Do
To Make You Take Our World Away?
THE MAYOR
OF
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OF
CAN TOWN
Vriska: *Throws Tavros
off clif*
Me: VRISKA WHY DID YOU THROW TAV OFF A CLIFF?
Vriska: 8ECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Me: WAT
Me: VRISKA WHY DID YOU THROW TAV OFF A CLIFF?
Vriska: 8ECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Me: WAT
VRISKA: I only ever wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that.
VRISKA: You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself
relevant.
VRISKA: And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a
hero.
VRISKA: You just have to know who you are and stay true to
that.
VRISKA: So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way
I ever knew how.
VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.
