Best Homestuck Quotes This Week

Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting on facebook about all the time? . ."

Me: *pats his shoulder* "SIT DOWN YOUNG GRUB AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK." 

Dad: "I think I just made a big mistake."

So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
that I bought a few days before.
Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
and yells at the top of his lungs,
"OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
and then he just ran off.

...

It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.

People: Omg, the Directioners are soooo violent.
Me: You obviously haven't met the Homestuck fans.

EB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.

"As the Prince of Hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost" ~ Eridan Ampora 

Raindrops of Cerulean blood,
Fall from my eyes, my life flashes by.
Into the dream bubbles I fly away, to memories once held dearest to me.
Save me, save me, I'm in a nightmare~
These memories I hold dear, are filled with moments we never got to have.
(My cruel heart still calls your name)
You call into the darkness, and I'm not there, but I still watch above.
Face flushed with fear, whisper into my ear, how did we get
Here in this mess, we all created by chance?
You ask me how do I live my life without you being here?
But why do I cry, when we never met?

Homestuck fandom unite




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwemFHHBjTo&feature=player_detailpage&list=UUwK5mej0DG3AkKOvoASGv6Q