Yesterday in drama
club we played some improv games... Long story short, this is what
happened.
Director: Any ideas for what these three should be?
Person in audience: A dog!
Girl on stage: I'll be a dog.
Director: What else?
Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo.
Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting*
Director: And we need one more.
Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit.
Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?!
...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...
Director: Any ideas for what these three should be?
Person in audience: A dog!
Girl on stage: I'll be a dog.
Director: What else?
Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo.
Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting*
Director: And we need one more.
Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit.
Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?!
...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...
Does anyone else wanna know what it would
look like
if
Honey Boo Boo
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?
Does anyone else wanna know what it would
look like
if
Honey Boo Boo
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?
The last time I ate a
salad was never
-
Honey Boo Boo
That awkward moment when you realize that
the same people that put men on the moon
nowadays are busy building Honey Booboo's television career...
the same people that put men on the moon
nowadays are busy building Honey Booboo's television career...
Nutrition Facts
All the foods I like:
All the foods I like:
Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway
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Based on % daily values:
fat 12 %
more fat 10 %
calories 39 %
oh look at that, more calories7 %
crushed dreams13 %
the blood of your enemies 10 %
Justin beiber's hair 3 %
pounds of sugar 5 %
honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may
be lower depending on how
popular or beautiful you are.
We are not responsible for
increased weight gain and/or death
If Honey Boo Boo's mom can get a boyfriend, so can you.
Hitting a deer While Driving
Normal Person: *hits deer*
Normal Person: Oh god!
Normal Person: Kids, stay in the car. I'll go move it
Normal Person: *moves it*
Me: *hits deer*
Me: Hang on kids, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
Me: *revvs engine*
Me: *drives over deer*
Me: HONEYBOOBOO, JUNE, SUGARBEAR! WHERE ARE YOU?!
kidding, lawl
