Best Hospital Quotes Today




--------------------Stop The Hate/ Stop The Pain--------------------
I was visiting my friend who's in the hospital when I see this little girl in her room all by herself.
I was kinda just standing there wondering why a sweet little girl was in the hospital.
I was about to leave when she saw me and smiled.
I smiled back, but it soon dropped when I saw her face.
It was covered in bruises and cuts.
She turned to me and said:
"My Daddy turned out to be the evil monster living under my bed"
Then she went back to playing with her horses.





 

Today, sitting in a hospital bed,
( I REALIZED SOMETHING. )
it really is all fun and games until
someone gets hurt.
 
In the hospital for a while 
:c 
Bored outta my mind
Oh my god.
The doctors think that I'll survive.
They said that I look better,
and I still have a chance to fight.
I went to one of those breast-cancer walk-a-thons,
and many people praised me...
I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO VERY MUCH....
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
nmq
How i learned to mind my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other
day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13......13!".
The fence was too high up to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through
to see what was going on...
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,
Then they all started shouting, "14...14....14!".
 
Good Times +
Crazy Friends =
Someone going to the hospital
Goodbye witty, im in the hospital room waiting for news.
So im probaby going to be in rehab for either a little while, or 18 months or more. But i want you all to know i love you so much, thankyou for supporting me.
I love you all with all of my heart.
Ill try to be strong for all of you❤
And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.
 

*Walks into class and leaves the door open*

Teacher:  Were you born in a field?! 


Me:  No, a hospital with swinging doors..
 


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