Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's, like, a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great! Let's have some pumpkin juice.
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Gryffindor for Harry's breathing techniques 
     


 

           & DON'T LET THE 



      MUGGLES
                                                                                                                                     [x[x[x]
         GeT  You DOwn.
                                                            - RON WEASLEY 











I SOLEMNLY SWEAR

THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD



 



I solemnly swear I am up to no good...
My obsession for Harry Potter  is getting Riddikulus





 
 
 


When I find myself
in times of trouble,





Remus Lupin





comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom:

"Eat. You'll feel better."



 
Am I the only one who wanted a pet ferret after seeing Draco turned into one ithe Goblet of Fire?
Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint are all staying in my hotel for the weekend!!!! This is incredible!!!!
Dear the magical creature who put Good Girls as their profile music,

You're not an ordinary kid Harry, you're a wizard. The magical kind.  

Sincerely, ME.
|You are gifted and may or may not end up in a magical school for gifted boys and girls, yw in advance, and may the dementors s-ck some balls.|
" Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.  
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