Hulk Quotes

so when hulk smashes stuff and tears down an entire city he's incredible but when i do it im an "a//hole" and a "threat to society" 

We all know that one person who...
deserves a slap to the face,
with a brick,
from the Hulk,
on steroids

Gurl my man is like the hulk your man is nothing on mine

Aw shiiiit you don't even want to start that.  If your man's the Hulk then mine's Captain America 

Except he isn't Captain America.  He's captain of DIS PUS.SY

Okay that went a little too far

Don't ever show that text to anybody

One of the worst things about being the Hulk would be that every time you hulked out you'd lose a shirt, your keys, phone and wallet. A good thing is that your jeans would suddenly be incredibly fashionable.

My mom: Could you get the last 2 cases of water from the car? Thank you hun.
Me: Who do you think I am? Hulk?