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Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.
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TheCovertComic
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It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.
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Who waxes indignant shall buff resigned.
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Carpe diem ante capit vos.
(Seize the day before it seizes you.)
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What begoes around becomes around
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If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
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TheCovertComic
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The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.
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TheCovertComic
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I never back down from a challenge. I never let a challenge get that close.
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TheCovertComic
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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
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TheCovertComic
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You never know, what meme you will see
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Josh Clown*
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