If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm
potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.
I never back down from a challenge. I never let a challenge
get that close.
If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
You never know, what meme you will see
What castle isn't built in the air?
Alone we can do nothing, but not as much nothing as we can do
together.
Room for improvement? I've got a whole mansion.
Have you no shame? Because if you need some, I've got a bunch
I'm not using.
A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.
