Humor Quotes

Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.
It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.
Who waxes indignant shall buff resigned.
Carpe diem ante capit vos.  (Seize the day before it seizes you.)
What begoes around becomes around
If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.
I never back down from a challenge.  I never let a challenge get that close.
If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
You never know, what meme you will see
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