Humor Quotes

What castle isn't built in the air?
Alone we can do nothing, but not as much nothing as we can do together.
Room for improvement? I've got a whole mansion.
Have you no shame? Because if you need some, I've got a bunch I'm not using.
A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.
Looks like that saying 'What goes around comes around' is coming around again.

"Fools who are quoted by fools on the internet are often forgotten."
--Unknown

"Do something amazing, believe you can change the world, else you'll be forgoten."
--Unknown


Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That’s an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don’t want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you’d rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.

                                       —Ed Sheeran

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I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it’s a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.

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