Best Humor Quotes This Week

One Direction as principles scolding a student: 

Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over and runs to cafeteria*

Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you can't... do that...

Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?

Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of oats. 

Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch. Not in my house. 

Okay so my sister was graduating
from elementary school a couple days ago and there is like this disc of pictures and my family and I were watching it last night and there were these two twins with the last name of 'Artakis'. So anyway these girls had like tons of pictures and my sister was complaining, "Why do they get so many pictures!!" and my mom said, "they artakin' the spotlight" omfg



BravoSierra's format

 
                                                 because you are sodium fine.


Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Awww
Class: Awww
World: Awww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular girl:
Me: Awwww.

 
I feel bad for those teachers
who try to crack a joke or be funny
and are met with absolute silence.
I use humor to mask the fact that I want
to fall off the face of the Earth.

I have this weird thing

Where I have low self-esteem

But still think I’m better than
everyone else. 

After being on this website for a long time you develop a weird sense of humor

 TeReasonWhy

Chapter Six

 "This is where you live..?" I breathed, my mouth agape at the house before me.
It was huge, a mansion even. He nodded, looking asmused by my facial expression.
I let out a low whistle. "D_mn, didn't know you were rich."
He shrugged. "I don't really tell anyone. I prefer not to be known as
some rich guy at school and have fake friends that only hang out with me
for my money, you know?"
I smiled, showing him I did. He lead me inside his large home, and upstairs.
"So, tell me why I'm at your house again?"
"Actually I never told you at all."
I nodded. "Hm, exactly. Now would be a good time to do so,
'cause i'm beyond confused. "
He didn't say anything still.
We soon entered a room, where there sat a girl who looked like Noah,
only younger. "Raina, meet my sister Delilah. She's annoying, but she's
the only person I've got to give you a good makeover."
I scrunched my eyebrows in confusion.
"A makeover? I never agreed to this. Why would I need a makeover?"
He rolled his eyes. "Rain, I know I don't know you all that well, but I could tell that you seriously want to show those girls who make fun of you who's boss, especially Megan. And I know that you're actually really scary when you want to be, and confident. Why you keep it boxed in, I don't know yet. But I do know that you wear alot of big clothing like you are now because you're hoping it'll help you blend in, but that only makes it worse for you," He paused when he noticed my huge smile.
He stared at me, confused.
"Sorry, it's just..thank you."
He shrugged, and half smiled.  
For a second there, we stared at each other intently.
"Girl, you better sit down right now. I may be a year younger than you guys, but I know that that is not in style in your grade, or in any grade for that matter." His sister, Delilah, rambled as she stood up and dragged me over to a makeup table.

Well that moment has been ruined.


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I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified. Plus I feel so down cause I lost all my favorites for this story.. 
So yeah. Sorry I suck apparently. :P
 
 




You have
TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT LIFE
to get through it.
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