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Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.
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Beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing – but acknowledge their shearing, spinning and sewing skills.
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In our salad days, a lot of us just eat the croutons.
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I’m not saying I don’t believe in ghost photography – I just question how a ghost would lug all that equipment around.
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Indefatigable
adj.
Not capable of losing weight.
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Polyamory
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Panodium.
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The true story is not based on a true story.
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Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Which technically means I myself don't know the trouble I've seen. The point is, hopefully I haven't seen an excessive amount of trouble.
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Faith may move mountains, but it never yet made a mountain stand still.
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The question isn't 'What's the point?' The question is: What
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