Humour Quotes

What a teacher says 
"Why are you talking during my lesson ? "

What a student says
"Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation ?" 

lol
No, I do not use sarcasm as a 'defense mechanism'
it is just my sense of humour
get used to it

I can hold onto a bar of wet soap 
better than a relationship
If she has 500 likes & 500 comments on a picture, what’s missing? Her clothes!
 
I just love those

specsaver ads :) 





 

Remember that time 
with your friends and looking at pictures when you were young
and just laughing so hard







you know that tingling feeling when you start to like someone...

yah umm...

that is common sense leaving your body
basically
you're either going to find my sense of humour funny or you're going to sue me for being too offensive.
The only difference between cake and your opinion....
Is that I asked for cake-.-
When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:

"I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"
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