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What a teacher says
"Why are you talking during my lesson ? "
What a student says
"Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation ?"
lol
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lozyskyflame
school
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it is just my sense of humour
get used to it
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Petyr Baelish*
friendship
I can hold onto a bar of wet soap
better than a relationship
3
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TheOppositeOfYourDreams
love
If she has 500 likes & 500 comments on a picture, what’s missing? Her clothes!
2
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BADFINGER
humour
I just love those
specsaver ads :)
6
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Vanessa15*
love
Remember that time
with your friends and looking at pictures when you were young
and just laughing so hard
6
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Vanessa15*
pictures
you know that tingling feeling when you start to like someone...
yah umm...
that is common sense leaving your body
6
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whenlovehitsyou
love
basically
you're either going to find my sense of humour funny or you're going to sue me for being too offensive.
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GlassHorizon
life
The
only
difference
betw
een
cake
and
your
opinion
....
Is
that
I
asked
for
cake
-.-
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Heyitspoppy
funny
When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:
"I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"
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Heyitspoppy
funny
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