My
thoughts during a day
Ew.
Why are you waking me up? GIVE MY BLANKET BACK BEACH. OMG Ew OMG
THE LIGHT. What time is it? 8:00AM? IT'S LIKE THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHTT. You think toast has feelings?.. How do you think it
would feel if I ate it? It would cry. WE CAN BE SOOK BUDDIES.
That tasted funny. WILL YOU JUST STOP BREATHING I CAN'T HEAR
MY MUSIC. No. I will not turn my music off. No. I do not care if
you try to make me. I will just run away like a little kid.
School. Ok. Um. Please help me. What is happening? No I'm not
here. No you cannot see me right here. You saw NOTHING. How do
you get them to stick up like that? Do you use some kind of tape?
Can I punch them yet? LETS SLEEP. How dare you eat all the fries.
Are you planning on rolling out of here like Miley Cyrus'
wrecking ball? THEN DON'T TAKE MY FAKING FRIES. You're
hot. This song puts me to sleep. What are you? Why can't I
talk. Ok. PLEASE DON'T CALL MY SISTER. What are you doing
with that phone? BYE. I want ice cream. Ugh don't scold me
missy your the scoldee not the scolder. Maybe I can eat this
toothpaste. Ok. You wanna play a game woman? How about, I pretend
that I give a hairy rats buttox and you believe me. Sound fun?
Game on. BUT I WANT TO SLEEP. I'M HUNGRY. I'M HUNGRY.
I'M HUNGRY. Bye.