Ian Quotes

Yo mama so stupid.. It took her two minutes to cook
minute rice.
-Ssundee 2014
Happy
Marianas
Trench
Day!!!

Get your
Trencher
On!

:) 

^-^

 
So my neighbors were having a yardsale this weekend (same neighbors I wrote 'Hold on to Him' about) and the mother (her actual name is Linda) was talking to me and she's probably the sweetest lady ever. She's still devastated over the loss of her son, which was 15 years ago. He would've been 30 this year and honestly I feel so awful for the family. Anyways, her other son (Ian, who's 28 and the main character in 'Hold on to Him') came outside and he's so gorgeous and cute and we were talking and Linda goes "Christina, if you were a little older I'd set you two up to get married!" and Ian and I laughed it off but on the inside I was like "These people don't know I wrote an entire story about my fantasies with their son..."

KEEP
CALM
AND
LOVE
IAN
SOMERHALDER
Best Friend: WAIT!! What if Jesus's name wasn't really Jesus!!!
Me: Wut...
Best Friend: Think about it.. Christian, Christ-ian, Christ-..Ian
Me:.... I think I know what you're gonna say next
Best Friend: Jesus's name is actually Ian Christ!!!!
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