I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
You look at her like that and it's just unfair
I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
But I like how you sound
and I'm turning it up
master has given gobby a sock
gobby is free
"Let's put it
this way....
You
suck."
- m
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x
Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*
Today, my ex approached me.
With a rat.
So I screamed, and ran.
About thirty seconds later i came back.
"I thought you did'nt like rats."
"No. It was just your face."
That shut him up.
Girl: "You're fat!"
Me: "You wish you had my curves."
"will people stop talking about
that damn ice movie?"
"it's like they can't
Let It Go"
With every hurtful word said.
There's a girl crying in her bed.
With every girl told that's she's fat
There's a girl vomiting it all back.
With every girl wishing she didn't exist
There's a girl slashing her wrist.
With every girl told to commit suicide
There's a family saying goodbyes.
There's a girl crying in her bed.
With every girl told that's she's fat
There's a girl vomiting it all back.
With every girl wishing she didn't exist
There's a girl slashing her wrist.
With every girl told to commit suicide
There's a family saying goodbyes.
You're like a nokia.
You're outdated,
you're annoying, and you never die.
"You're worthless"
B.tch please. I'm
priceless
