Icecream Quotes

 

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
 

My head says go to the gym,
my heart says eat more ice
cream.

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it's ice cream
 

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 


Today Was

Cruddy,
But also truly amazing at the same time <3
Gosh. Who knew things could get better that quick?



The blessings of Wyotech:
-Hot guys who go there (yes please)
-Great parties with f.cking walking distance (That I don't get invited to)
-THE WHOLE F/CKING REASON MY TOWN HAS ANYTHING IN IT AT ALL LIKE WE HAVE TWO SHEETZ, MCCDONALDS, DAIRY QUEEN, WALMART, LIKE 10 BARS, VALLEY DAIRY 4 HOTELS, URGENT CARE (which I take full advantage of) TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, FOXS, CORNELL (seriously they built the f/cking thing across the street from Wyotech)

SPEAKING OF SHEETZ, and food, ONE OF THEM UPGRADED AND NOW WE HAVE A F/CKING ICE CREAM MACHINE IN IT IT'S PERFECTION AND WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SLUSHIE MACHINES AND I PLAN ON TRYING EACH AND EVERY FLAVOR THERE OH MY I LOVE SHEETZ.




whneeds him?
 i found two new men to love
and their names are

B E N       A N D       J .

 


childhood

1. when the opposite se.x had cooties, pokemon was life, a kiss made the pain go away, the ice cream man was God, green veggies were the devil and finger painting and nap time went hand in hand

2. the golden years of life which must be remembered forever because once they're gone, we cannot bring them back

3. laughter and balloons


 



4. my def is the age where you never got fat (i'm too funny for this account)


Brother and I eating ice cream.. "Random slurping sounds"
I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.
Confessions #1
 
Once I was talking to a guy while eating ice cream and I must've said something he didn't agree with because he threw my ice cream on the road.
So, I picked up my ice cream cone and when he turned around I smashed the ice cream onto his shirt's back and he turned around and I thought he was gonna throw it at my face so, I threw it away and it hit one of my guy friend's shirt and he got freaked out and I just freaked out a little bit and I apologised to my guy friend and ran to my bus and everyone just shook hands with me because the guy whose shirt I had smashed with ice cream was a real d.ouchebag.
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