Icecream Quotes


Mint Chocolate Icecream  
I do not care if it is 40 degreees outside, I AM GOING TO EAT ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like sleeping.

Because it's like being dead,
without the commitment.
Just when you think you're over someone
the memories just whack you in the face.
So all of my friends have thigh gaps and I'm here in my bed eating ice-cream complaining about my crush
:(
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  Well apparently, Nemo would touch the butt.
literally the only reason i use snapchat is so i can show my friends all the ice cream i eat.
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks trucks in the winter?
Me: I love--
Him: Me?
Me: Don't interrupt me, I was going to say ice cream.

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