Best Idek Quotes Ever

 
I hate when sunlight hits my computer screen and I realize there is every bit of dust possible on the screen

Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?
 
ONE TIME THIS BOY WAS LIKE 

"IF YOU'RE A BLONDE JUST GET IN MY BED"

AND I MESSAGED HIM

"I'M NOT BLEACH-BLONDE BUT I'M A DIRTY BLONDE LOL"
AND
HE
THOUGHT
I
WAS
SERIOUS


 

oversized hoodies
you think they're clothes
but they're actully wearable hugs
I am dead serious on this. If any of you go to my school and see me in the
hallways, come up to me and say my username. I might run away screaming and completely change my identity, but at least I'll know who you are.



Hdoesn't have a model's smile.
He doesn't have a perfect complexion. He doesn't have a laugh that makes me weak at the knees.
He doesn't always think before he speaks. He doesn't always notice me. Sometimes his jokes aren't funny.
He's flawed.  
But the amazing thing is I know he's not perfect, but I stuck around anyways.
He'll never be perfect, and neither will I. But maybe we can be just imperfect enough to be perfect for each other.


 



                                                         me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
guy in my class: you ok?






 







When I say,
'I'm going to bed,' I don't really mean I'm going to bed.
I just mean I'm gonna hide under the hot covers, induce myself with stale air and use Facebook, Tumblr, and Witty for another few hours.
Then, I might to bed.
 



 

 
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Zombies

(n.) The only men that will love you for
you brain
When my crushmakes a joke:
hahahahalwanttohavesexwithyouhahahaha

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