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Bryan Stars Black Veil Brides interview
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Bryan: Girl i'm going to take you to my dungeon and bounce you up and down until gravity doesn't exist
Andy:Was that a Blood on the Dance Floor lyric??
Bryan: Girl i'm going to take you to my dungeon and bounce you up and down until gravity doesn't exist
Andy:Was that a Blood on the Dance Floor lyric??
I have a history teacher who's hilarious, witty, and 56 years old. I also have a classmate who thinks he is hilarious, witty, and utterly irresitable.
Student: Hey Mr. Lowery, what was Jesus like? I bet you met him, didn't you?
Teacher: Maan you're going to be real clever when you hit puberty aren't you?
Him: I just feel
bad because I keep getting questions about the "emo
freak," & I want to answer them, to argue for and defend
you, but I don't want you to see
them and be hurt, cause I
know you're probably just a
sweet girl in a rough
patch, but people just don't get
that.
Q: How do you make an egg-roll?
A: You push it.
*ba dum tss*
A guy is sitting at home
when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a
snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as
he can.Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He
opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says
“What the fu.c.k was that all
about?”:
As it turns out,
He actually cares <3
So my uncle got pulled over by a state trooper today because he was speeding and when the cop turned his lights on, my uncle sped up. Eventually my uncle stopped and this was the conversation:
Trooper: Why didn't you pull over when I started coming after you?
Uncle: Well, to be honest sir, I don't know what came over me.
Trooper: I'm feeling mighty generous today.. So if you can give me an excuse I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
Uncle: Well officer, I just got divorced cause my wife ran off with a state trooper.
Trooper: I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
Uncle: No, no. Don't be sorry. I thought you were trying to bring her back!
Needless to say, my uncle did not get a ticket today.
My awkward subway exprience:
ME: *puts
earphones in*
OLD MAN: *glares at me with his beaty eyes*
ME: *stares back awkwardly*
OLD MAN: *starts to say something*
ME: *takes out earphone* what?
OLD MAN: *says in his old man voice* you young people nowadays don't know how to communicate with all your fancy gadgets and technical do-dads
ME: ...errrr..... I don't know what to say..... o.o....
OLD MAN: smh. exactly my point. *crosses arms and stares into my soul*
ME: uhhmmm.. o.o... okay....... *slowly puts earphone back in*.. o.o
OLD MAN: *glares at me until I get off*
ME: *paranoid for the rest of my life*
OLD MAN: *glares at me with his beaty eyes*
ME: *stares back awkwardly*
OLD MAN: *starts to say something*
ME: *takes out earphone* what?
OLD MAN: *says in his old man voice* you young people nowadays don't know how to communicate with all your fancy gadgets and technical do-dads
ME: ...errrr..... I don't know what to say..... o.o....
OLD MAN: smh. exactly my point. *crosses arms and stares into my soul*
ME: uhhmmm.. o.o... okay....... *slowly puts earphone back in*.. o.o
OLD MAN: *glares at me until I get off*
ME: *paranoid for the rest of my life*
"What?" I asked
"Nothing," he said.
"Why are you looking at me like that?
Augustus half smiled, "Because, you're beautiful."
"Nothing," he said.
"Why are you looking at me like that?
Augustus half smiled, "Because, you're beautiful."
♥
