Idiot Quotes

call me stupid, but at least i'm happy 😍
"People who have known a person for many days but could never spot or appreciate his hidden talent in the first place,
are likely to raise their suspicions on seeing him ever winning laurels in the life’s race."

~Anuj Somany
 
"I don't want to be offended by anything, ever.
Everyone else in the world, please cater to my life of weakness."

 


immature a$$hole
Some fùcking random person just tried to sell me birth control pills. I mean, what? I'm not even 14 and like 5'3. Do I look like I need birth control pills?!
I had a moment where I had a brain fart and forgot my password for a sec and the first thing I went to type was 'hell'.

Yep.






WHALERUS. 
I really wanna rip your throat out right now :))
Whenever I see your name pop up on my screen,
I smile like an idiot.
and you know what?
you're a jack a**...



but i still love you.
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