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if you really did love me,
you would take me off my feet.
Day 6-you're favorite sports:
Surfing (the internet)
Mom: You should get more exercise
Me: Don't worry I ran a lot today (Horizontal running)

Mom: You should do more activities
Me: Don't worry. I do a TON of surfing (On The Internet)

Mom: You are falling behind!
Me: Don't worry, I keep up (With the Kardashians)

Mom: Have you ever considered going outside, getting some sun and OFF THAT COMPUTER?
Me: HOW DARE YOU?!?!
I've officially been voted the girl who wears the most makeup. Today, my friend was trying to guess what I couldn't live without, and the first thing she said was makeup.

In my mind, I was saying "I don't even wear that much... I wear conceler, foundation, and mascara"  
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