Idontevenknowanymore Quotes

Me:*Threatening nine year olds since they won't shut up*
Me: I will be forced to call you poopyhead.
Me: And we don't want that to happen, do we.
Kids:*Stops talking*
Kids:*Stares at me*
Poo: 
Heads: 

Teacher:
Headteacher:
Parliament:
Rick Riordan:

Kids: *Carries on talking*
Me: POOPYHEAD!
Kid 1: You're a masshole!
Kid 2: You're a bigger masshole!
My science teacher: BOYS!
Kid 1:
Kid 2:
me:
The rest of the class:
My Science teacher:
You're both massholes, now can we please focus on clouds?

...Sometimes I questioned whether or not I was actually in an honors science class...
Well avoiding you turned in to a complete disaster...
Did you know if you ate 96,543 bananas
You would be consuming approximately 10,137,015 calories.
So tell me. All those "I miss you", "your smile is what makes me smile", "I would do anything for you" and "you mean the world to me" did they mean anything orrrrrr? 
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