You
know
your
friends
understand
you
when
they
get
you
food
for
a Christmas
present.
People: You're
ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: You're stupid.
Me: Cool.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: Your friends are-
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run.
Me: Ok.
People: You're stupid.
Me: Cool.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: Your friends are-
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run.
That Time When
I'm on the cafeteria with my friends..
and i'm taking a bowl of chips.
My friends are like:
GIVE US SOME.
One of my friends saw me upset today and sent me this. I cried
because I never thought she cared. Olivia, Dont lose hope, dont
give up. Things will start looking up! Head up angel or your halo
will fall off. I dont want to see you upset. Remember a smile is
worth a thousand words :) I know I cant help the way others can but
I am here Emilyxo
me: guys i'm so
alone i'm never going to get a boyfriend i'm never
going to get a girlfriend i am going to die alone
sam: if you're still single by the time you're 35 i'll marry you, i pinky promise.
alex: if you don't have a boyfriend by the time you're sixteen i'll tap that
me: i'll decline that kind offer thanks, but sam is single and frisky if you want to have some fun.
the teacher: fOR GODS SAKE YOU THREE
LIZZY GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER
sam: if you're still single by the time you're 35 i'll marry you, i pinky promise.
alex: if you don't have a boyfriend by the time you're sixteen i'll tap that
me: i'll decline that kind offer thanks, but sam is single and frisky if you want to have some fun.
the teacher: fOR GODS SAKE YOU THREE
LIZZY GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER
A conversation
between me and my best friend shortly after a fight:
Me : Hey do you care if I get a brown jacket just like yours?
Friend : You're wearing make up
Me :
Me :
Me : I'm just going to get the jacket
Friend : And you're hair is curled
Friend : Are you feeling okay?
Me : Yeah I'm just going to get the jacket
Friend : Oh you're getting a new jacket?! :D
Me :
Me : Yes. Yes I am.
Me : Hey do you care if I get a brown jacket just like yours?
Friend : You're wearing make up
Me :
Me :
Me : I'm just going to get the jacket
Friend : And you're hair is curled
Friend : Are you feeling okay?
Me : Yeah I'm just going to get the jacket
Friend : Oh you're getting a new jacket?! :D
Me :
Me : Yes. Yes I am.
Friend : Hey
want to go see a movie with me tonight?
Me : What movie?
Friend : Fast and Furious 6
Me : I haven't seen the first 5 so you'd have to fill me in on whats happening
Friend : I haven't either, I've only seen 30 minutes of number 4 and it was awesome so I thought we should watch number 6
Me :
Friend :
Me : Sounds like a good enough reason to me
Me : What movie?
Friend : Fast and Furious 6
Me : I haven't seen the first 5 so you'd have to fill me in on whats happening
Friend : I haven't either, I've only seen 30 minutes of number 4 and it was awesome so I thought we should watch number 6
Me :
Friend :
Me : Sounds like a good enough reason to me
My family will NEVER understand me or my life.
But my friends do:)
But my friends do:)
James: My name is Bond,James Bond
Friend: My name is Please,B.tch Please
Me: My name is Yeah,F.ck Yeah
I'm a turtle, disguised as a dog, that meows! Who wants to be
friends?
