1.You
don't have to talk to people.
2.You can fantasize about fictional boys (until the author kills
them off of course).
3.There's no conversation that uses "thx"
"plz" or incorrect use of the words your and
you're.
4.THE GLORIOUS FANDOMS.
5.Education, fool.
6.The book is always better than the movie, just saying.
and if that hasn't convinced you read a few John Green books
and get back to me.