Friend: That awkward moment when your
imaginary boyfriend cheats on you with one of your real
friends.
Me: That's not even possible.
Friend: Don't play dumb with me! I know it was you, you lying bítch.
Me: That's not even possible.
Friend: Don't play dumb with me! I know it was you, you lying bítch.
Once upon a time in an imaginary land everybody was happy
What fu.cks us up
most in life is the picture in our heads of how it's supposed to be.
Leonard: Our children will be smart and
beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Sometimes,
Late at night I'll pretend that I'm this sexy-yet flawed bad girl. I'll turn on my I-pod and find a moody song. I will proceed to find a piece of paper and roll it into the form of a cigarette and pretend smoke it. I grab a champagne glass and generously pour in some apple juice. And if I'm feeling especially daring, I'll go back for seconds. Then, I'll lay down and think about life as I talk to my exotic secret lover, who of course is a figment of my imagination.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that this isn't normal. At all.
Late at night I'll pretend that I'm this sexy-yet flawed bad girl. I'll turn on my I-pod and find a moody song. I will proceed to find a piece of paper and roll it into the form of a cigarette and pretend smoke it. I grab a champagne glass and generously pour in some apple juice. And if I'm feeling especially daring, I'll go back for seconds. Then, I'll lay down and think about life as I talk to my exotic secret lover, who of course is a figment of my imagination.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that this isn't normal. At all.
Cannot cease for the fear of silent
nights.
If you think depression & suicide are egoistic and imaginary,
I hate you.
