Imbored Quotes

I'm gonna be a cool ghost, man. If you
ever see an episode of ghost hunters that
goes down like this:

hunter: who is this?
ghost: ben
hunter: okay, ben who?
ghost: ben dover
hunter: ...
ghost: haha jk man.
ghost: it's actually penny.
ghost: PENNY TRATION.
ghost: haha man, I got you again.
ghost: haa, anyway, welcome to my crib.

I'd just like y'all to know that is me.
This is what comes up as suggested words on my phone.

I want to bite you nomnomnom yummy boy and I am proud of my favorite part was that it would take the lead on this page for vacancies in the future.

Yep that's my phone for you...


The best things in life come in a heartbeat, you don't usually realize them until they're gone. Then you hope for another moment, just to have it pass by again, there is nothing you can do about it but to keep on hoping that the next time you'll realize what's happening.

The Basics:
Name: Maria
Nick Name: ~
Age:14
Birthday: October 12
Birthplace: Athens, Greece
Current Location: Greece, My bedroom
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark red
Height: ~
Weight: ~
Lefty or Righty:lefty
Zodiac Sign: Libra (I think)
Drive: Nah
Favs:
Color: Turquoise and Grey
Number: 3
Band: Thirty Seconds To Mars, Linkin Park, Arctic Monkeys, Imagine Dragons, Tool
Music: Rock, All Alternative
TV Show: Criminal Minds,Bing Bang Theory, Two and A Half Men, Family Guy, The Strain
Movie: Carrie
Actor: Steeve Carrel, Jared Leto
Actress: Angelina Jolie (Whatever)
Kind Of Movie: Everything
Cartoon: SpongeBob forever!
Sport: Gymnastics
Fast Food: No!
Food : Pop Corn
Ice Cream: Cookie
Cereal: wtf?
Candy: Lila pause
Drink: water and I love it
Quote: No Regrets

Do You:
Have Any Siblings: yes
Have Any Pets: Nope
Have A Job: nop
Have A Cell Phone: Yup
Have Any Fears: Yeah
Have A Bedtime: Nah
Sing In The Shower: Nope
Want To Go To College: Nop
Get Along With Your Parents: Mostly
Have Any Tattoos: No
Swear: Nop
Love:
Ever Been In Love: yes
Cheated: No
Single: Yeah
Have A Crush On Someone: Not really
Been Dumped: Nop
Dumped Someone: No

This Or That:
Fruit Or Veggies: Fruit
Black Or White: Black
Lights On Or Off: Off

TV Or Movie: Movie
Cash Or Check: Cash
Rock Or Rap: RapRock? (linkinPark?)
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast Or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries Or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies Or Muffins: Muffins

Winter Or Spring: Spring
Hugs Or Kisses: Nothing!..I am a bit like Sheldon from the bing bang theory...

Have You Ever:
Danced In Public: no
Smiled For No Reason: Yeah
Laughed So Hard You Cried: yea
Talked To A Stranger: I guess
Partied Till The Sun Came Up: nah im like an old granny

Gotten A Ticket: no
Been Arrested: no
Been Convicted Of A Crime: um no
Been In A Wreck: nah
Been Out Of The Country: no

random and silly junk
Ever TP'd Someones House: no
Egged: no
How Many Laguages Do You Speak: 2
Who Do You Compare Yourself To: Crap

Ever Regret Anything: Never
Like Being Tickled: no
What Are Your Goals: Be something more than someone
Are Your Fingers Tired: nope
Tired Of This Survey: yes

Happy Now: Yep..:)
Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
 
1. What is you middle name? Axl
2. How old are you? 16
3. What is your birthday? May 11th
4. What is your zodiac sign? idc
5. What is your favorite color? Black
6. What's your lucky number? 420
7. Do you have any pets? A dog
8. Where are you from? U.S
9. How tall are you? 5'11
10. What shoe size are you? 12
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot a lot a lot
12. What was your last dream about? I dont even remember
13. What talents do you have? None  suuck
14. Are you psychic in any way? Nopee
15. Favorite song? Anything by Artic Monkeys
16. Favorite movie? "The Conjouring"
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Idekk
18. Do you want children? Idk yet
19. Do you want a church wedding? No
20. Are you religious? Not at all Im a free spirit
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? A lot
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yupp
24. Baths or showers? Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? Barefoot
26. Have you ever been famous? No
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
28. What type of music do you like? Anything thats good
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yupp 
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
31. What position do you usually sleep in? idk
32. How big is your house? Idk 
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I cant remember the last time i had breakfast 
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
35. Have you ever tried archery? No
36. Favorite clean word? Dont have one
37. Favorite swear word? I cant decide theyre all pretty great
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 4 days 
39. Do you have any scars?Lots and lots
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no i'm too ugly
41. Are you a good liar? Yupp 
42. Are you a good judge of character? Yupp
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Idk
44. Do you have a strong accent? No
45. What is your favorite accent? I like raspy voices 
46. What is your personality type? You tell me
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk i spend most of my money on clothes soo
48. Can you curl your tongue? yupp
49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie.
50. Left or right handed? Left
51. Are you scared of spiders? Nahh
52. Favorite food? Steakk
53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food.....
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
55. Most used phrased? Idk i dont use "phrases"
56. Most used word? F uuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min
58. Do you have much of an ego? nah 
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
60. Do you talk to yourself? No
61. Do you sing to yourself? No
62. Are you a good singer? Idk
63. Biggest Fear? I have no fears (jk)
64. Are you a gossip? no
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Idk
66. Do you like long or short hair?Longish on the top
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yupp
68. Favorite school subject? Social Studies/History
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yupp 
71. What makes you nervous? Everything
72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope 
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
74. Are you ticklish? Nahh
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nahh
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idekk
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes lmaoo
78. Have you ever done drugs? Yupp 
79. Who was your first real crush? Idk 
80. How many piercings do you have? 2
81. Can you roll your Rs?" yes
82. How fast can you type? pretty fast
83. How fast can you run? Idk
84. What color is your hair? Brown
85. What color is your eyes? Brown
86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
87. Do you keep a journal? No
88. What do your parents do? I dont have a mom but my dad does weird hippie sh/t
89. Do you like your age? No
90. What makes you angry? A lot of things
91. Do you like your own name? Nah its pretty dumb
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? idk I like the name Alaska
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Idk
94. What are you strengths? 
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name? My parents are weird rock and roll hippies
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Nahh not that ik of
98. Do you have any scars? I answered this already
99. Color of your bedspread? White
100. Color of your room? Black and grey






:credit to MadiCakes for this:
theres a 2 hour delay at my school and im sitting here by myself with 2 kids i dont know cuz no one told me but hey on the bright side class should be starting now and it isnt turn up


me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends


Me in Sixth Grade: I'm totally gonna get a boyfriend in eighth grade. 


Me in Second Year University: I'm totally gonna get a boyfriend when I'm 30. 


 




 

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No one cares if you're happy as long as you please everyone.
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