Imcool Quotes

u r a bag full of faeces lol bye


me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

My night consists of:
Me being in my yoga pants and fuzzy socks
Sending silly snapchats to my best friend
Eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
Jamming out to music
Writing poetry

This is my kind of night



me when i was 12: i will never tell my name or my age or where i live or talk to people i meet on the internet ever
me now: i probably wouldn't send nudes

why do tv shows blur out the middle finger? like whats behind that? is it an umbrella? an elephant?
Never look back, 
And never think twice.
I like the creatures.
'nuff said.

hi i'm brooke and i really hate when people complain about things that were their choice.
like you're complaining about this one person, BUT YOU ARE THE ONE CHOOSING TO TALK TO THEM AND YOU CONTUINE TO TALK TO THEM EVERYDAY.
then you're complaing about your soccer pratice, UM EXCUSE ME NO ONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD TO JOIN THIS SOCCER TEAM YOU LITERALLY COULD QUIT IF YOU WANTED TO.
THEN you decide to dye your hair purple?!?!?! and YOUR COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF YOU, UM EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU THINK PEOPLE WERE GOING TO SAY? WOW I'M LOVING UR FAIRY PIXIE LOOK!!!!
DO NOT complain about things that were your choice please it's literally so annoying. If someone is bothering you,talk to them about it or never talk to them again I'm tried of hearing about it. You don't like your soccer team, quit and find a better one it's literally not difficult at all NA DTHOS RANT HAS TURNED INTO AN I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HAVE A GREAT WEEK OKAY

 
☆Dont' hate me 'cause you can't penetrate me☆

 when people ask you what your most treasured possession is and then judge me when I say it's my macbook wow sorry did you want me to say a locket my great aunt alice's grandfather's son handcrafted from kind arthur's sword with phoenix tears and the blood of a wood nymph no okay I love my macbook so shut up and watch how I can scroll with two fingers okay that's better than any locket
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