a father and son from my town were arrested for selling
heroin at the local walmart and wow talk about a family
business
My biology
teacher: If you ever date someone, you should make a punnett
square. And if your kids are ugly, dump them.
Me: Hey I'm gonna wear my new Nirvana tee shirt tomorrow.
Teacher: Tomorrow you have an oral and everyone has to dress very nicely. No graphic tee's.
*tomorrow*
Me: *wears a dress shirt*
Everyone in my f*cking school: *wears Nirvana tee shirt*
2,793:
the number of one direction pictures i have stockpiled on my computer.
If you can't deal with differing opinions;
You might aswell get off the Internet and call it quits.
You might aswell get off the Internet and call it quits.
