Imserious Quotes


The hair on my legs grow faster and thicker than the hair on my head
whO DECIDED THIS WAS OK  FOR WOMEN TO GO THROUGH

 



               i still do not know the difference between Craig and Eric from Drake and Josh




Guys, if one of your friends (a girl) seems sad and she says she's "fine". Just hug them. I swear you'll make her day so much better.
           I'm so tired of people putting a quote in every category so that more people see it and they get more faves. i dont want to hear a joke when im depressed. so can you guys please stop and use witty right? thanks

 


What happens when you die?
Well, obviously the lovely unicorn of unicorn land takes you to a golden stairway where you meet god and he cooks you dinner yeah i forgot where I was going with this

 
I will continue to go out of my way to be anti social until people get the message
Just to make this clear, if you hate on BOTDF because you think they’re awful yet you whine about Rap and Pop fans hating on bands you like. Just stop and think about how much of a hypocrite you are.
 
I don’t think they’re that great but I think hating on any musician for their music or unproven facts alone is pathetic and I really wish people shared this view.
my favorite past time activity
is salting and burning human flesh
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend
in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shillt as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fullcking stupid.
Sometimes I think the world is a good place, but then I remember taco bell doesnt deliver and i kinda lose hope.
 

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