Imserious Quotes

I was once told that
there is only two people in this world
ones that love
and
ones that are silently screaming for love
That day,
I reach over 100 followers,
I will be able to die happy.
We have stereotypes for aliens
We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about. 

Just let that sink in.


So I was at  the store this morning, and we bought a mini watermelon.

I named him Collin Gregory and now I'm carrying him around like he's my baby.

AND I WONDER WHY I'M SINGLE.



When we were ten, they asked again and we answered - rock star, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how 'bout this: when i grow up, one day i would like to be witty famous

what? im being serious




i texted my grandfather, "hey grampie i'm
quitting softball. i'm not gonna be her benchwarmer." and he texts back within two minutes and says "atta girl."


 
In case any of you were wondering, here's an update on my life:
My mom is doing better, I suppose. She's starting to eat more. But, she's still sick.

And I met a guy recently and we had clicked so well, that only after about an hour of knowing each other, about a handful of people that we didn't know well had come up to the two of us and said "you guys are so cute and amazing together. how long have you two been with each other?"

 


I don't understand why it's so hard for you

to take a joke considering you are on
e


 
 
but I still don't get why girls draw whiskers on their face and take pictures pretending they are cats




There is a movie about a murderous car tire named Robert,
and the entire movie is the tire rolling around,killing people, and blowing things up. 
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