Imserious Quotes




Me reading the top quotes section on Witty: 
Me: Hey I saw that on tumblr
Me: I also saw that on tumblr
Me: I've definitely seen this on tumblr 
Me: Oh look some variety- this one is from twitter
Me: another quote from tumblr
Me: If I see one more quote from tumblr I swear...
Me: that's it i'm done with reading this *gets off witty*



Can we please have some more originality??
 


 

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Normal flirting: Hey, babe. I'd like to take you out sometime, can I get your number?
Awkward flirting: If you were a potato, you'd be one nice potato.
My flirting: Heyo boy, wut dat mouf do?! You kinda cute fo' a white boy!









 
 




my grandmother gave me twizzlers for
for getting accepted into college and choosing the college i will be going to in the fall.



 

I came into this world covered in someone elses blood and screaming, let me tell you, I ain't afraid to leave it the same way.


Sometimes I think to myself, 'do i really want to buy another chocolare bar?'
And then i remember that there is a suoer volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erruots it could potentially cover most of North America in ash and create  acolcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And then Im like, heck yeah i want that chocolate bar





I don't care if you're a virgin, if you've slept with 10+ guys, if you're really young, if you wear short shorts, if you wear push up bras that push your breasts to your chin, if you wear short skirts, if you take n/de photos or if you wear make-up. But touch the guy I like and I'll have to cut your hands off.
does anyone else ever wonder
how many strangers' pictures you're in the background of?


I'm a girl.

Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
 I will hurt you.



 



if steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegeal for models. 
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