Best Imserious Quotes Today





my grandmother gave me twizzlers for
for getting accepted into college and choosing the college i will be going to in the fall.



 
does anyone else ever wonder
how many strangers' pictures you're in the background of?




i texted my grandfather, "hey grampie i'm
quitting softball. i'm not gonna be her benchwarmer." and he texts back within two minutes and says "atta girl."


 
We have stereotypes for aliens
We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about. 

Just let that sink in.



Me reading the top quotes section on Witty: 
Me: Hey I saw that on tumblr
Me: I also saw that on tumblr
Me: I've definitely seen this on tumblr 
Me: Oh look some variety- this one is from twitter
Me: another quote from tumblr
Me: If I see one more quote from tumblr I swear...
Me: that's it i'm done with reading this *gets off witty*



Can we please have some more originality??
 


 



if steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegeal for models. 

Google
Kermit the frog
kermit the frog as a pimp
kermit the frog wrecking ball
kermit the frog thong
kermit the frog on a disco ball




 
...I'm scared to click any of them...

I came into this world covered in someone elses blood and screaming, let me tell you, I ain't afraid to leave it the same way.






There is a movie about a murderous car tire named Robert,
and the entire movie is the tire rolling around,killing people, and blowing things up. 
I just don't get what you see in me...
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