There with fantastic garlands did she come
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
When down her weedy trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
As one incapable of her own distress,
Or like a creature native and indued
Unto that element: but long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
When down her weedy trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
As one incapable of her own distress,
Or like a creature native and indued
Unto that element: but long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.
Me: Sometimes I wish I could be you...
Friend: Awww why? You're amazing!
Me: So I could be friends with me.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember last year there was
a boy in my art
class and he had a crush on me but he was really awkward and one
time he was going around the room poking people with pens (i have
no idea) and he poked me and it hurt so i accidentally said
"ow!" and he was like "OH MY GOD I'M SO
SORRY...." and then he put his hand out for me to shake and
i just i don't know do people even shake hands anymore for
this kind of stuff i didn't know what to do so i ran away
um
If you ever feel
lame, just know that the most rebellious thing I've
ever
done was today and it was getting my cartilage pierced, when my dad said I couldn't. And I was with my mom when I got it done.
done was today and it was getting my cartilage pierced, when my dad said I couldn't. And I was with my mom when I got it done.
* At the store *
Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
*Goes to the hot guy to check out*
Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
Me : Urm, thanks
Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*
I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.
Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
*Goes to the hot guy to check out*
Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
Me : Urm, thanks
Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*
I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.
Hey!
...i love you...
...i love you...
