Imstupid Quotes

 
what i don't say is that loving you is like throwing up warm soup in an attempt to feel pretty enough

He's so cute but he's such an a**hole.
I miss him, wth is wrong with me?

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 


Me: Hey mum what if one day we were cooking something in the microwave and it like... spit it out and started crawling everywhere and attacked us like off G-Force?
Mum:...



Wow..some people turn out way different than you thought they were..
my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and their like
"oh my god! what kind of creature is this?"
Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:

-I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
-I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
-I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
-Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.
Things I got hurt during:
-Riding a bike (Broke right wrist, 3rd grade)
-Walking up stairs (Broke right wrist, 7th grade)
-Capture the flag (Broke right middle finger, 8th grade, it still hurts)
-Swimming (summer between 1st and 2nd grade, scratched left eye on a pool floaty)

Things I go out of without injury:
-Tackled in soccer (last week)
-Tackled twice in a row playing touch football (5th grade)
-Getting my arm slammed in a car door (age 4)


I don't know but it seems a bit backwards to me.
If you fish for compliments, there is a good chance I hate you.
So in P.E. today the teacher decided that were going to do heart monitoring and we have to put on this belt thing to have our heart checked and it goes on the top part of our stomach and I'm in an all girl P.E. class so the teacher she's a woman and she has to check them and I have scars and whatever on my stomach and I started crying and didn't do it so I got in trouble.
Sometimes, I think I read sad quotes or stories so I have a real reason to cry, instead of over a stupid boy like you.
 
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